Fat Vampire - Adam Rex

Fat Vampire

By Adam Rex

  • Release Date: 2010-07-27
  • Genre: Humor for Young Adults
Score: 3
3
From 70 Ratings

Description

Doug Lee is undead quite by accident—attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it's just not the same.

Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her—hard. Yeah, he wants to bite her, but he also wants to prove himself to her. But like the laws of life, love, and high school, the laws of vampire existence are complicated—it's not as easy as studying Dracula. Especially when the star of Vampire Hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. . . .

Searing, hilarious, and always unexpected, Fat Vampire is a satirical tour de force from one of the most original writers of fiction today.

Reviews

  • Suspenseful and shocking!

    5
    By juuust_jerry
    The ending kinda confused me...but it was PHENOMENAL!!!
  • Really

    4
    By Joshua Sean
    Great until the end..
  • Did the author run out of time?

    2
    By landonf
    The book was very entertaining, right up until the author completely bombed on the ending chapters and somehow managed to leave me wishing I hadn't bothered reading the book at all.
  • Sample

    5
    By Norse babe
    Read the sample I will buy this when it's released it's a humorous story of a not so likely vampire I'm curious as to where the story will lead... Update I did buy this and for the most part it was pretty good.... Til the end WHY did the author do that to this book?? I demand a rewrite of the end
  • Disappointing...

    3
    By alexStudio
    Starts out rocky - steadies out for the most part and is pretty good for most of the book - then the last two chapters will blow your mind; never have you seen a good story turn to utter crap so fast. Worst ending I've read in a long time.
  • Really??

    3
    By JadenDantes
    The book was good up until the end. I was really disappointed.
  • Ugh... Seriously?!

    1
    By Stevie Oberg
    I received an ARC of this novel a long while ago and I am so sorry that I read it. The cover is where the awesomeness of this book ends. It was downright horrible.